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64 stories of intrigue, adventure... and intrigue!
Heartburn in the Heartland
west meets midwest... midwest wins

Idle Idyll
rain, rain, go away!

Somewhere Over the Rainbow
movement without forethought is still movement

Road Trip
first time's the charm

Roseville Story
never get out of the boxcar

Sense and Sensimilla
home is where the heart was

No Name Jive
just faces & places

Music to my Ears
riding in e flat minor

Paradise Found
don't leave home without it

Inside Looking In
is this all there is?

Pushin' the Cushions
we don't need no stinking tickets!

Iowa, my Iowa!
so near and yet so far

the Sixties
personal experiences during that most defining decade

Urine the Army Now!
or how to stop worrying and love basic training

Stranger in a Stranger Land
a beeline to the beehive state

Roleplay as Therapy
the bay area is my oyster

Riding in the Winter
there are reasons for the seasons

The Absence of Warmth
how cool can that be?

Why Am I Here?
and why aren't I there?

Early Autumn
what's gone is gone

The Way of the Land
over, around, and through

Sole Sacrifice
the agony of da feet

Are We There Yet?
getting there is all the fun

Yard Limits
look before you leap

Eastward Ho!
the zen of trainriding maintenance

The Salt of the Earth
is the spice of life

When Reality Isn't
see me, touch me, feel me

Hiatus in the Hinterlands
this (3.2%) Bud's for you!

In the Realm of the Census
divide and concur

The Sounds of Silence
in the key of see

Branch Line Blues
this medium didn't get the message

Midnight in the Garden of Snow
i am the walrus
Alone Together
cold steel for breakfast

Watching the Nevada Channel
my tv's bigger than your tv

Oakland Musings
there is a "there" there

Go East, Young Man!
looking for my roots in all the wrong places

The Train-Time Continuum
if it's tuesday this must be montana

40-milers Anonymous
it's not how far you go, but how you go far

Time Spent Well...
...is time well spent

White Like Me
trapped in suburbia

My Domain Needs Surveying
idle fingers point the way

The Low Quark of MIT Boys
intelligence is a state of mind

The Winter of My Discontent
the shortest distance between three points

Some Things Are Interesting
and some aren't

Miles & Miles of Miles
the smooth way to rough it

My Own Private Utah
I could get used to this

Utah in a Nutshell
in the land of the latter days

Take Only Pictures...
...leave only empty wine bottles

I, Me, Mine, and Yours?
one is the loneliest number

Oy Canada!
take these huddled masses... please

Behind Bars
that's where mine was

Suburban Cowboy
smoke 'em if ya got 'em

Milk Run
motion is overrated...

Pipe Dreams
round and round we go

When Everything Was New
and things got old fast

Modoc Memories
going out the branch

Riding the Möbius Line
the beginning is never the end

The Tropic of Interest
the latitude of platitudes

Don't Cry For Me Rancho Cucumonga
my "you're a'peein' vacation"

To Halve and to Have Not
the unbearable lightness of starvation

Outside Looking In
voyages of voyeurism

Checks and Balances
nobody checking and fewer balancing

The Beet Goes On
the perception of deception

Any Port in a Storm
movement is overrated